Saturday, January 14, 2012

Children Marrying Children: A Utah Epidemic.


CMC is a raging, uncontrollable disease that is heavily affecting many couples statewide. CMC has many side-effects, including heartburn, loss of hair, self-loathing, and paranoia or depression.

There is no need to get married before your feet can reach the gas pedal in a Volkswagon. And just because the boy that sits behind you in your third grade class shared his yellow crayon, doesn't make him 'The One'. Getting married to spite your parents because they didn't get you a pony for Christmas is not a good reason. Think about this.

 If you are in training underpants, if you do not yet have all of your adult teeth, if you only know 20 letters of the alphabet, YOU ARE NOT READY FOR MARRIAGE. 

If you or someone you know feels that they are being caged by CMC, there is a way you can help. 
Stop them. Talk some sense into them. 


Only you can prevent CMC. Act now, or forever hold your peace.