Monday, January 30, 2012

Most Interesting Dinner Party Ever.

Inspired by Jenny Lawson (The Bloggess), I have put together the world's most interesting dinner party.
You're invited non-existent blog-reader, please R.S.V.P., black tie is preferable.
The Guest List:

  • Anne Boleyn (I mean, who doesn't want to hear that story)
  • Benazir Bhutto  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benazir_Bhutto
  • Carlos the Jackal (Not only would this guy have drop-dead awesome stories of rebellion, I hear he's a babe)
  • Meryl Streep (right?! I just want to be in the same room as her so I can suck up some of her talent)
  • Jackie Kennedy (just to gaze at her in awe, really)
  • The Whedon Brothers  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joss_Whedon  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jed_Whedon  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zack_Whedon
  • William Shakespeare ('nuff said)
  • Jenny Lawson (yes Jenny, you're between Shakespeare and Woolfe. Feel awesome)
  • Virginia Woolfe (was she crazy...aw I don't care! I love her to pieces)
  • Amelia Earhart (it is SO nice to see ya Amelia! Say...where've you been the last 74 years?)
  • Catherine Middleton (so you're married to the future king...what's that like?)
  • Neil Patrick Harris (I'm just such a fan)
  • Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore (duh)
  • Lorelai Gilmore (she helps break those awkward silences, you know?)
  • Methuselah (buddy! Man, you're looking good. Fit, really in shape.)  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methuselah
  • Ellen Degeneris ( I just really want to be her friend)
  • Attila the Hun (only if he's given laughing gas prior to dining)
  • Jane Austen ( I JUST WANT TO KNOW HER)  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_austen
  • Tyra Banks (I didn't have much racial diversity)

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