What could the people who live directly above me possibly be doing all day, every day (and all night, every night)?
The evidence points to:
- Three very large men practicing Tae-Kwon-Doe, while the other four large men play four-square with a bowling ball.
- An army of midgets being forced to river dance by gladiators throwing stones at them.
- Six sumo wrestlers tap dancing with cement shoes on.
- They're massacring every living polar bear left on the planet.
- Two ogres tirelessly having very rough sex on every surface of the apartment.
- Horse races. With Clydesdales.
- One of those big magnet junk yard car destroyer machines hot wired and driven by monkeys.
- They're making a documentary: Fight Club 2-Fat People Fight Too.
- They've invited the entire NBA to play basketball in their living room.
- They're training six camels, four seals, and a small elephant for the circus.
That's all I've got, and if the cause for the noise is none of these things, I will be sorely disappointed.
But mostly angry.